If you have a New Year's party...

If you have a New Year's party...you will have to cook a turkey. While you cook a turkey... the kids will spill cereal on the floor. While you sweep the cereal off the floor... your four year old will flood the upstairs bathroom. While you mop the flooded bathroom (plus your flooded bedroom)... your 23 month old will decide to clean the toilet and splash toilet water all over you. While you shower to clean off all the toilet water... your guests will arrive. While your guests arrive the turkey will be ready, and chances are if the kids see the turkey they will say they want cereal instead!